[originally posted on my “Jesus W. Bush” MySpace profile]
I Love Lube
Current mood: enthralled
Category: News and Politics
Crude oil is my favorite type.
I especially like those who have a lot of it. As long as they lube me generously!
But if you’re a stingy bastard and prefer not to give it to me like I like it, I…
Wouldn’t you rather be sucked than kilt?
So please be nice and…
Wait! That didn’t come out right. After all…
That’s whay I chose him as my running mate. I found it unbearable to think of eight years in the White House without Dick.
Speaking of Dick, did you hear what that former First Lady whose name I refuse to mention asked me the other day?
The nerve of some people. Was she trying to incinerate that my vice president is small of stature? That’s why I don’t like the cunt.
Anyway, back to the matter in hand, I need lubrication… Crude Oil
Because, as much as I love Dick, without oil he’s just another Vice President.
|Currently listening : |
Dick’s Picks, Vol. 21: Richmond, Virginia, 11/1/85
By Grateful Dead
Release date: 31 August, 2004