This was the day President Obama drove by our house on Cleveland Street in Elyria — I missed catching him on video the first time, since he went by so fast, but was determined to catch him when he came back through. Since I figured he’d be wherever he was going for at least fifteen minutes or so, I decided to run into the house, let the dogs out into the back yard kennel, grab another cup of coffee, and urinate (I’d been holding it for an hour). While in the bathroom, mid-stream, my wife started excitedly pounding on the front of the house, trying to tell me Obama was back and I was gonna miss him. I flew out to the street, unfinished, only to find it was a false alarm, inspired by the passing of a dozen or so police vehicles without the President. I recorded this footage accidentally while bitching, unaware the camera was on.